I can't sleep!!

Not with this person snoring on my bed....

whooo.. at least i have someone to snuggle with now? Unfortunately, he passed out while i was still eating dinner. Now he is snoring and i'm being ignored.


hmph. i want sex

Ho's before Bro's yo.

You would think that everyone would know this rule by now. (Bro's before Ho's if you're a guy), but nooooooo....

... you know what, it is not my fault that i set my eyes on a guy and i got him to talk to me (and give me back rubs, but thats not important), and YOU liked a guy and could not set up the courage to talk to him and initiate conversations.

NOT MY FREAKIN' FAULT

so don't you go telling people crap that might jeopardize my career. I thought we were friends? You were happy when things actually started going alright for me. But now you're doing all you can to keep me away and to get me in trouble, and telling other people to do the same thing and keep me away? I don't get it. I'm a little upset, i admit, but again, i'm sorry that you don't have enough imaginary balls to ask him out. Maybe i'll start flirting with him and get him to ask ME out just to piss you off. But you know what? I won't do that. I'm that awesome.

rant over. kthxbye